League Overview

Last updated: Sep 23, 2026 11:47 PM

Take It to the Klauss (Claire) — 117 goals (104 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Brian White	VAN	16	15	2	15.51	1903	0.76
Sam Surridge	NSH	16	13	1	11.03	1538	0.94
Nicolas Fernandez Mercau	NYC	15	11	7	8.40	2224	0.61
Tai Baribo	DC	14	11	0	11.53	1631	0.77
Luis Suarez	MIA	13	11	8	10.63	1582	0.74
Idan Toklomati	CLT	9	9	3	10.07	1939	0.42
Josh Sargent	TOR	7	7	2	7.04	1437	0.44
David Martinez	LAFC	6	6	2	2.71	956	0.56
Joao Klauss	LA	6	6	0	4.55	604	0.89
Tyrese Spicer	ORL	6	6	2	5.78	869	0.62
Zavier Gozo	RSL	6	6	5	5.12	1417	0.38
Danny Musovski	SEA	2	2	1	4.57	945	0.19
Leonardo Campana	NE	1	1	0	0.33	110	0.82
Anderson Julio	DAL	0	0	0	0.07	80	0.00
Team total	—	117	104	33	97.34	17235	0.61

Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) — 111 goals (91 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Lionel Messi	MIA	20	19	13	15.95	2000	0.90
Kevin Denkey	CIN	14	11	5	15.28	1925	0.65
Milan Iloski	PHI	13	10	6	14.12	2106	0.56
Preston Judd	SJ	13	13	3	12.75	1691	0.69
Carles Gil	NE	12	6	9	10.02	2329	0.46
Antoine Griezmann	ORL	8	8	3	6.18	880	0.82
Thomas Muller	VAN	8	4	7	6.20	1544	0.47
Ousseni Bouda X9038	SJ	6	6	4	5.91	1983	0.27
Gabriel Pec	LA	5	5	5	5.97	1215	0.37
Philip Zinckernagel	CHI	5	4	10	8.07	1957	0.23
Daniel Gazdag	NE	4	2	1	3.65	993	0.36
Emmanuel Latte Lath	ATL	2	2	2	3.20	907	0.20
Griffin Yow	NE	1	1	0	2.08	832	0.11
Kyogo Furuhashi	LA	0	0	0	1.48	611	0.00
Team total	—	111	91	68	110.86	20973	0.48

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) — 103 goals (86 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Petar Musa	DAL	18	15	5	14.72	1711	0.95
Guilherme	HOU	14	13	8	6.15	2124	0.59
Kelvin Yeboah	MIN	14	11	2	14.16	1844	0.68
Martin Ojeda	ORL	12	8	2	9.10	1592	0.68
Anders Dreyer	SD	11	7	11	10.88	2183	0.45
Logan Farrington	DAL	9	8	5	6.85	1299	0.62
Kristoffer Velde	POR	8	8	9	4.77	2125	0.34
Paul Rothrock	SEA	5	5	1	2.93	1761	0.26
Neil Pierre	PHI	4	4	1	2.59	930	0.39
Antony	POR	3	2	2	4.14	1510	0.18
Emil Forsberg	RBNY	3	3	7	4.93	1680	0.16
Ezekiel Alladoh	PHI	1	1	1	1.64	732	0.12
Victor Olatunji	RSL	1	1	0	3.27	388	0.23
Tadeo Allende	MIA	0	0	1	1.12	432	0.00
Team total	—	103	86	55	87.25	20311	0.46

Onion Baggers (Jon) — 95 goals (79 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Evander	CIN	13	10	12	9.63	1873	0.62
Prince Osei Owusu	MTL	13	8	5	11.88	1949	0.60
Marcus Ingvartsen	SD	11	10	5	9.49	1601	0.62
Kevin Kelsy	POR	9	9	4	11.08	1243	0.65
Bruno Damiani	PHI	8	8	2	9.44	1996	0.36
German Berterame	MIA	7	7	5	10.40	1841	0.34
Jorge Ruvalcaba	RBNY	7	7	0	5.92	1689	0.37
Pavel Bucha	CIN	6	6	8	2.71	2034	0.27
Timo Werner	SJ	6	3	8	5.72	929	0.58
Hannes Wolf	NYC	5	5	3	3.38	1267	0.36
Albert Rusnak	SEA	4	2	10	5.46	1837	0.20
Eric Maxim Choupo Moting	RBNY	3	2	1	2.28	351	0.77
Marco Pasalic	ORL	2	2	2	1.43	971	0.19
Breel Embolo	ATL	1	0	0	2.65	348	0.26
Team total	—	95	79	65	91.47	19929	0.43

Hany Given Sunday (Pete) — 93 goals (87 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Denis Bouanga	LAFC	14	13	8	11.86	2200	0.57
Hugo Cuypers	CHI	13	11	2	11.35	989	1.18
Pep Biel	CLT	12	10	10	7.17	2281	0.47
Hany Mukhtar	NSH	11	11	7	8.31	2152	0.46
Julian Hall	RBNY	10	10	5	13.19	2198	0.41
Sergi Solans	RSL	9	9	3	10.40	1675	0.48
Mateusz Bogusz	HOU	6	5	2	7.94	2163	0.25
Diego Luna	RSL	5	5	6	3.18	1232	0.37
Wessam Abou Ali	CLB	5	5	1	4.40	567	0.79
Miguel Almiron	ATL	4	4	7	6.64	1692	0.21
Djordje Mihailovic	TOR	2	2	5	2.49	855	0.21
Elias Achouri	SD	2	2	0	2.26	546	0.33
Brandon Vazquez	ATX	0	0	2	2.96	741	0.00
Luka Jovanovic	SJ	0	0	1	0.31	159	0.00
Team total	—	93	87	59	92.46	19450	0.43

Damn Son (Will) — 73 goals (66 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Rafael Navarro	STL	14	11	5	15.19	2264	0.56
Dejan Joveljic	SEA	11	11	3	6.88	2106	0.47
Daniel Salloi	TOR	7	7	9	5.60	2190	0.29
Diego Rossi	CLB	6	5	2	4.76	1263	0.43
Louis Munteanu	DC	6	5	4	6.91	1468	0.37
Myrto Uzuni	ATX	6	5	5	5.79	1609	0.34
Robert Lewandowski	CHI	6	5	2	3.73	816	0.66
Son Heung Min	LAFC	6	6	13	8.87	2022	0.27
Joseph Paintsil	LA	5	5	5	5.76	1529	0.29
Facundo Torres	ATX	4	4	7	4.63	2083	0.17
Daryl Dike	ORL	1	1	2	0.64	248	0.36
Jordan Morris	SEA	1	1	3	2.94	852	0.11
Ezequiel Ponce	HOU	0	0	2	3.69	1116	0.00
James Rodriguez	MIN	0	0	2	0.20	194	0.00
Team total	—	73	66	64	75.59	19760	0.33

League totals

All rostered players combined. G/90 is goals × 90 ÷ minutes for that group.

		Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Our league	—	592	513	344	554.97	117658	0.45
Rest of league	(top 60 FAs by goals)	265	255	268	233.94	83017	0.29