League Overview

Last updated: Oct 26, 2026 2:40 PM

Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) — 137 goals (114 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Lionel Messi	MIA	25	24	15	19.17	2394	0.94
Milan Iloski	PHI	19	14	7	19.52	2543	0.67
Kevin Denkey	CIN	17	14	5	19.72	2365	0.65
Preston Judd	SJ	16	16	3	14.03	2024	0.71
Antoine Griezmann	ORL	13	13	7	7.81	1330	0.88
Carles Gil	NE	13	6	12	11.02	2769	0.42
Thomas Muller	VAN	9	5	8	6.70	1679	0.48
Philip Zinckernagel	CHI	7	6	10	10.42	2375	0.27
Ousseni Bouda X9038	SJ	6	6	4	6.57	2217	0.24
Gabriel Pec	LA	5	5	5	5.97	1215	0.37
Daniel Gazdag	NE	4	2	1	4.19	1269	0.28
Emmanuel Latte Lath	ATL	2	2	2	3.20	907	0.20
Griffin Yow	NE	1	1	0	2.10	870	0.10
Kyogo Furuhashi	LA	0	0	0	1.53	628	0.00
Team total	—	137	114	79	131.95	24585	0.50

Take It to the Klauss (Claire) — 133 goals (118 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Sam Surridge	NSH	18	15	2	16.75	1981	0.82
Brian White	VAN	17	16	2	18.26	2427	0.63
Tai Baribo	DC	16	11	1	14.80	2081	0.69
Luis Suarez	MIA	15	13	12	12.13	2003	0.67
Nicolas Fernandez Mercau	NYC	15	11	9	9.66	2674	0.50
Idan Toklomati	CLT	14	14	5	13.46	2299	0.55
Joao Klauss	LA	9	9	0	7.05	1037	0.78
Josh Sargent	TOR	8	8	2	8.16	1883	0.38
David Martinez	LAFC	6	6	2	2.71	956	0.56
Tyrese Spicer	ORL	6	6	2	5.78	869	0.62
Zavier Gozo	RSL	6	6	5	5.12	1417	0.38
Danny Musovski	SEA	2	2	1	4.88	1049	0.17
Leonardo Campana	NE	1	1	0	0.33	110	0.82
Anderson Julio	DAL	0	0	0	0.07	80	0.00
Team total	—	133	118	43	119.16	20866	0.57

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) — 122 goals (100 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Petar Musa	DAL	22	17	5	18.23	2010	0.99
Kelvin Yeboah	MIN	17	14	4	16.09	2285	0.67
Guilherme	HOU	16	15	10	6.80	2559	0.56
Martin Ojeda	ORL	16	11	5	11.08	2031	0.71
Anders Dreyer	SD	14	8	13	14.92	2633	0.48
Logan Farrington	DAL	10	9	5	7.58	1435	0.63
Kristoffer Velde	POR	8	8	9	5.74	2573	0.28
Neil Pierre	PHI	5	5	1	2.77	1290	0.35
Paul Rothrock	SEA	5	5	1	2.93	1761	0.26
Emil Forsberg	RBNY	4	4	8	6.97	1872	0.19
Antony	POR	3	2	2	4.32	1560	0.17
Ezekiel Alladoh	PHI	1	1	1	2.06	747	0.12
Victor Olatunji	RSL	1	1	0	3.27	388	0.23
Tadeo Allende	MIA	0	0	1	1.12	432	0.00
Team total	—	122	100	65	103.88	23576	0.47

Hany Given Sunday (Pete) — 118 goals (111 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Denis Bouanga	LAFC	18	17	9	15.37	2560	0.63
Hany Mukhtar	NSH	17	17	8	12.31	2588	0.59
Sergi Solans	RSL	14	14	3	14.67	2058	0.61
Hugo Cuypers	CHI	13	11	2	11.35	989	1.18
Pep Biel	CLT	13	11	13	7.55	2724	0.43
Julian Hall	RBNY	11	11	5	16.44	2553	0.39
Mateusz Bogusz	HOU	8	6	4	9.64	2603	0.28
Miguel Almiron	ATL	6	6	8	7.99	2036	0.27
Diego Luna	RSL	5	5	6	3.18	1232	0.37
Wessam Abou Ali	CLB	5	5	1	4.40	567	0.79
Brandon Vazquez	ATX	3	3	2	4.34	1177	0.23
Djordje Mihailovic	TOR	3	3	6	3.26	1075	0.25
Elias Achouri	SD	2	2	0	2.58	784	0.23
Luka Jovanovic	SJ	0	0	1	0.31	180	0.00
Team total	—	118	111	68	113.39	23126	0.46

Onion Baggers (Jon) — 112 goals (95 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Prince Osei Owusu	MTL	15	9	5	13.21	2126	0.63
Evander	CIN	14	11	15	10.59	2254	0.56
Bruno Damiani	PHI	12	12	4	11.03	2423	0.45
Marcus Ingvartsen	SD	12	11	5	11.49	1821	0.59
German Berterame	MIA	9	9	10	12.31	2160	0.38
Kevin Kelsy	POR	9	9	4	11.08	1243	0.65
Jorge Ruvalcaba	RBNY	8	8	1	8.10	1995	0.36
Hannes Wolf	NYC	6	6	3	3.95	1644	0.33
Pavel Bucha	CIN	6	6	10	3.08	2423	0.22
Timo Werner	SJ	6	3	9	6.00	1231	0.44
Eric Maxim Choupo Moting	RBNY	5	4	1	4.15	552	0.82
Albert Rusnak	SEA	4	2	14	6.23	2344	0.15
Breel Embolo	ATL	3	2	1	4.72	782	0.35
Marco Pasalic	ORL	3	3	2	1.65	1067	0.25
Team total	—	112	95	84	107.59	24065	0.42

Damn Son (Will) — 89 goals (81 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Rafael Navarro	STL	18	14	8	17.66	2673	0.61
Dejan Joveljic	SEA	13	13	3	8.88	2446	0.48
Daniel Salloi	TOR	9	9	10	6.86	2482	0.33
Myrto Uzuni	ATX	9	8	6	7.74	1876	0.43
Joseph Paintsil	LA	7	7	5	7.30	1728	0.36
Son Heung Min	LAFC	7	7	15	10.67	2370	0.27
Diego Rossi	CLB	6	5	2	4.76	1263	0.43
Louis Munteanu	DC	6	5	4	6.91	1468	0.37
Robert Lewandowski	CHI	6	5	4	4.70	1126	0.48
Facundo Torres	ATX	4	4	8	4.78	2451	0.15
Daryl Dike	ORL	2	2	2	1.28	465	0.39
Jordan Morris	SEA	2	2	4	4.43	1288	0.14
Ezequiel Ponce	HOU	0	0	2	3.69	1116	0.00
James Rodriguez	MIN	0	0	2	0.20	194	0.00
Team total	—	89	81	75	89.86	22946	0.35

League totals

All rostered players combined. G/90 is goals × 90 ÷ minutes for that group.

		Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Our league	—	711	619	414	665.83	139164	0.46
Rest of league	(top 60 FAs by goals)	321	309	308	284.52	99585	0.29