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Last updated: Sep 23, 2026 11:47 PM

Sep 23, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Albert Rusnak scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Real Salt Lake · SEA

Also scored: Danny Musovski (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Onion Baggers through this day: 95

Danny Musovski scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Real Salt Lake · SEA

Also scored: Albert Rusnak (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 117

Sep 20, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)
Sep 19, 2026 (17 goals ) (jump to top)

Dejan Joveljic scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Colorado Rapids vs Seattle Sounders FC · SEA

Damn Son through this day: 73

Hany Mukhtar scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Nashville SC vs Chicago Fire FC · NSH

Also scored: Sam Surridge (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 93

Sam Surridge scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs Chicago Fire FC · NSH

Also scored: Hany Mukhtar (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 115

Brian White scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN

Also scored: Thomas Muller (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 115

Thomas Muller scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Real Salt Lake vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN

Also scored: Brian White (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 110

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Preston Judd (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 93

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Los Angeles Football Club · SJ

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete); Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 110

Son Heung Min scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete); Preston Judd (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Damn Son through this day: 73

Bruno Damiani scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Sporting Kansas City vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Also scored: Milan Iloski (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 94

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Sporting Kansas City vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Also scored: Bruno Damiani (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 110

Sep 18, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Julian Hall scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

New York City Football Club vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 90

Sep 13, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Bruno Damiani scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Onion Baggers through this day: 93

Brian White scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Austin FC · VAN

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 112

Sep 12, 2026 (12 goals ) (jump to top)

Sam Surridge scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs Nashville SC · NSH

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 111

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Inter Miami CF vs Nashville SC · MIA

Also scored: Sam Surridge (2 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 104

Antoine Griezmann scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Orlando City vs Toronto FC · ORL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 104

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs New York City Football Club · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 111

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Sporting Kansas City vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 89

Sep 9, 2026 (19 goals ) (jump to top)

Antoine Griezmann scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Atlanta United vs Orlando City · ORL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 100

Facundo Torres scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Austin FC vs Colorado Rapids · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 69

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

CF Montréal vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 107

Robert Lewandowski scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Chicago Fire FC vs Inter Miami CF · CHI

Damn Son through this day: 69

Tai Baribo scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs Columbus Crew · DC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 107

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New York City Football Club vs New England Revolution · NE · 1 PK

Also scored: Daniel Gazdag (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 100

Daniel Gazdag scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New York City Football Club vs New England Revolution · NE

Also scored: Carles Gil (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 100

Bruno Damiani scored 3 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Philadelphia Union vs FC Cincinnati · PHI

Also scored: Milan Iloski (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 91

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs FC Cincinnati · PHI · 1 PK

Also scored: Bruno Damiani (3 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 100

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs Nashville SC · TOR

Damn Son through this day: 69

Brian White scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs LA Galaxy · VAN

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 107

Sep 5, 2026 (12 goals ) (jump to top)

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

LA Galaxy vs New England Revolution · NE · 1 PK

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 93

Antoine Griezmann scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Orlando City vs San Diego FC · ORL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 93

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 86

Son Heung Min scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Real Salt Lake vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 64

Josh Sargent scored 3 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire FC · TOR

Also scored: Robert Lewandowski (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 103

Robert Lewandowski scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Also scored: Josh Sargent (3 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Damn Son through this day: 64

Aug 30, 2026 (121 goals ) (jump to top)

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Atlanta United vs Real Salt Lake · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Myrto Uzuni scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Austin FC vs Houston Dynamo FC · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 62

Myrto Uzuni scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Austin FC vs LA Galaxy · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 62

Myrto Uzuni scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Austin FC vs Minnesota United FC · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 62

Myrto Uzuni scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Austin FC vs Seattle Sounders FC · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 62

Myrto Uzuni scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Austin FC vs St. Louis CITY SC · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 62

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Charlotte FC vs New York City Football Club · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Julian Hall scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Charlotte FC vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Robert Lewandowski scored 2 for Damn Son (Will)

Chicago Fire FC vs Charlotte FC · CHI

Damn Son through this day: 62

Jorge Ruvalcaba scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Chicago Fire FC vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Josh Sargent scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Chicago Fire FC vs Toronto FC · TOR

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Columbus Crew vs New England Revolution · NE

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Columbus Crew vs New York City Football Club · NYC · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Tyrese Spicer scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs Orlando City · ORL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Pavel Bucha scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs Inter Miami CF · CIN

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

FC Cincinnati vs Toronto FC · TOR

Damn Son through this day: 62

Pavel Bucha scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · CIN

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Dallas vs San Diego FC · SD · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Tyrese Spicer scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs Orlando City · ORL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Jorge Ruvalcaba scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Inter Miami CF vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Josh Sargent scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs Toronto FC · TOR

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

LA Galaxy vs New York City Football Club · NYC · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

David Martinez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Los Angeles Football Club vs FC Dallas · LAFC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

David Martinez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Inter Miami CF · LAFC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Ousseni Bouda X9038 scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Los Angeles Football Club vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

David Martinez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Sporting Kansas City · LAFC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Myrto Uzuni scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Minnesota United FC vs Austin FC · ATX · 1 PK

Damn Son through this day: 62

David Martinez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Minnesota United FC vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Antoine Griezmann scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Minnesota United FC vs Orlando City · ORL

Also scored: Daryl Dike (1 — Damn Son / Will); Tyrese Spicer (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Daryl Dike scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Minnesota United FC vs Orlando City · ORL

Also scored: Antoine Griezmann (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Tyrese Spicer (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Damn Son through this day: 62

Tyrese Spicer scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Minnesota United FC vs Orlando City · ORL

Also scored: Antoine Griezmann (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Daryl Dike (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

David Martinez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs New York City Football Club · NYC · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Charlotte FC · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Chicago Fire FC · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Colorado Rapids · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs FC Cincinnati · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Inter Miami CF · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Orlando City · NYC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Toronto FC · NYC · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Robert Lewandowski scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Orlando City vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI · 1 PK

Damn Son through this day: 62

Pavel Bucha scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Orlando City vs FC Cincinnati · CIN

Also scored: Tyrese Spicer (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Tyrese Spicer scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Orlando City vs FC Cincinnati · ORL

Also scored: Pavel Bucha (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Tyrese Spicer scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Orlando City vs Nashville SC · ORL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Antoine Griezmann scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Orlando City vs Real Salt Lake · ORL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Julian Hall scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Orlando City vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Ousseni Bouda X9038 scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Preston Judd scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs Colorado Rapids · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs FC Dallas · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs Minnesota United FC · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Sergi Solans scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs San Diego FC · RSL

Also scored: Marcus Ingvartsen (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Real Salt Lake vs San Diego FC · SD

Also scored: Sergi Solans (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs Sporting Kansas City · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Julian Hall scored 3 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Red Bull New York vs Columbus Crew · RBNY

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Jorge Ruvalcaba scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Red Bull New York vs D.C. United · RBNY

Also scored: Julian Hall (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Julian Hall scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Red Bull New York vs D.C. United · RBNY

Also scored: Jorge Ruvalcaba (2 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Julian Hall scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Red Bull New York vs FC Cincinnati · RBNY

Also scored: Pavel Bucha (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Pavel Bucha scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Red Bull New York vs FC Cincinnati · CIN

Also scored: Julian Hall (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Julian Hall scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Red Bull New York vs New England Revolution · RBNY

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Jorge Ruvalcaba scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Red Bull New York vs New York City Football Club · RBNY

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Tyrese Spicer scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Red Bull New York vs Orlando City · ORL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs Austin FC · SD

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs CF Montréal · SD

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Elias Achouri scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

San Diego FC vs Colorado Rapids · SD

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs FC Cincinnati · SD

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Elias Achouri scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

San Diego FC vs LA Galaxy · SD

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs Los Angeles Football Club · SD

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs Real Salt Lake · SD

Also scored: Sergi Solans (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

San Diego FC vs Real Salt Lake · RSL

Also scored: Marcus Ingvartsen (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Diego FC vs St. Louis CITY SC · SD

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Ousseni Bouda X9038 scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Atlanta United · SJ

Also scored: Preston Judd (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Atlanta United · SJ

Also scored: Ousseni Bouda X9038 (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Preston Judd scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Austin FC · SJ

Also scored: Ousseni Bouda X9038 (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Ousseni Bouda X9038 scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Austin FC · SJ

Also scored: Preston Judd (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Antoine Griezmann scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Orlando City · ORL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs San Diego FC · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Sporting Kansas City · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Robert Lewandowski scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Damn Son through this day: 62

Marcus Ingvartsen scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Seattle Sounders FC vs San Diego FC · SD

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Seattle Sounders FC vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Jorge Ruvalcaba scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Sporting Kansas City vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Onion Baggers through this day: 87

David Martinez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

St. Louis CITY SC vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Sergi Solans scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

St. Louis CITY SC vs Real Salt Lake · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 84

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

St. Louis CITY SC vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs Austin FC · TOR

Damn Son through this day: 62

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs Charlotte FC · TOR

Damn Son through this day: 62

Josh Sargent scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Toronto FC vs Colorado Rapids · TOR

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs New York City Football Club · TOR

Also scored: Nicolas Fernandez Mercau (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Damn Son through this day: 62

Nicolas Fernandez Mercau scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Toronto FC vs New York City Football Club · NYC

Also scored: Daniel Salloi (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Josh Sargent scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union · TOR

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 99

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs Red Bull New York · TOR

Damn Son through this day: 62

Daniel Salloi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes · TOR

Also scored: Preston Judd (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Damn Son through this day: 62

Preston Judd scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Toronto FC vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Also scored: Daniel Salloi (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 91

Aug 29, 2026 (13 goals ) (jump to top)

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Atlanta United vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 69

Lionel Messi scored 4 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Inter Miami CF vs CF Montréal · MIA

Also scored: Luis Suarez (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 70

Luis Suarez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs CF Montréal · MIA

Also scored: Lionel Messi (4 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 69

Hany Mukhtar scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Nashville SC vs FC Cincinnati · NSH

Also scored: Sam Surridge (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 64

Sam Surridge scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs FC Cincinnati · NSH

Also scored: Hany Mukhtar (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 69

Eric Maxim Choupo Moting scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Red Bull New York vs Philadelphia Union · RBNY

Also scored: Milan Iloski (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 64

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Red Bull New York vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Also scored: Eric Maxim Choupo Moting (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 70

Dejan Joveljic scored 2 for Damn Son (Will)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Chicago Fire FC · SEA

Damn Son through this day: 45

Brian White scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Sporting Kansas City vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN

Also scored: Thomas Muller (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 69

Thomas Muller scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Sporting Kansas City vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN · 1 PK

Also scored: Brian White (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 70

Aug 22, 2026 (10 goals ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

CF Montréal vs LA Galaxy · MTL

Onion Baggers through this day: 63

Louis Munteanu scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Charlotte FC vs D.C. United · DC

Also scored: Pep Biel (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 42

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Charlotte FC vs D.C. United · CLT

Also scored: Louis Munteanu (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 63

Evander scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs Seattle Sounders FC · CIN

Onion Baggers through this day: 63

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Inter Miami CF vs Toronto FC · MIA

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 64

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Portland Timbers · LAFC

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 63

Hany Mukhtar scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Nashville SC vs Columbus Crew · NSH

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 63

Brian White scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs FC Dallas · VAN

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 65

Aug 19, 2026 (8 goals ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Columbus Crew vs CF Montréal · MTL

Onion Baggers through this day: 60

Evander scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs New York City Football Club · CIN

Onion Baggers through this day: 60

Joseph Paintsil scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

LA Galaxy vs San Jose Earthquakes · LA

Damn Son through this day: 41

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 63

Facundo Torres scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Austin FC · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 41

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Toronto FC vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 63

Aug 16, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Bruno Damiani scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

New York City Football Club vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Onion Baggers through this day: 58

Thomas Muller scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 62

Aug 15, 2026 (8 goals ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

CF Montréal vs D.C. United · MTL · 1 PK

Also scored: Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Onion Baggers through this day: 56

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

CF Montréal vs D.C. United · DC

Also scored: Prince Osei Owusu (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 62

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Charlotte FC vs Columbus Crew · CLT

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 59

Rafael Navarro scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Colorado Rapids vs Sporting Kansas City · STL

Damn Son through this day: 39

Hany Mukhtar scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Nashville SC vs Inter Miami CF · NSH

Also scored: Sam Surridge (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 59

Sam Surridge scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs Inter Miami CF · NSH

Also scored: Hany Mukhtar (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 62

Aug 1, 2026 (17 goals ) (jump to top)

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

CF Montréal vs New England Revolution · NE · 1 PK

Also scored: Prince Osei Owusu (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 61

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

CF Montréal vs New England Revolution · MTL

Also scored: Carles Gil (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 55

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Chicago Fire FC vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 56

Rafael Navarro scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Colorado Rapids vs Austin FC · STL · 1 PK

Damn Son through this day: 38

Evander scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs San Jose Earthquakes · CIN

Also scored: Timo Werner (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Onion Baggers through this day: 55

Timo Werner scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Also scored: Evander (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Onion Baggers through this day: 55

Luis Suarez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs Columbus Crew · MIA

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 60

Kevin Kelsy scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders FC · POR

Onion Baggers through this day: 55

Son Heung Min scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Thomas Muller (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Damn Son through this day: 38

Thomas Muller scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Los Angeles Football Club · VAN · 1 PK

Also scored: Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 61

Jul 31, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Djordje Mihailovic scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

New York City Football Club vs Toronto FC · TOR

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 54

Jul 25, 2026 (12 goals ) (jump to top)

Luis Suarez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

CF Montréal vs Inter Miami CF · MIA · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 57

Daniel Gazdag scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Columbus Crew vs FC Cincinnati · NE · 1 PK

Also scored: Kevin Denkey (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 58

Kevin Denkey scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Columbus Crew vs FC Cincinnati · CIN

Also scored: Daniel Gazdag (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 58

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs Toronto FC · DC · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 57

Mateusz Bogusz scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Houston Dynamo FC vs Austin FC · HOU

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 53

Denis Bouanga scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Sporting Kansas City · LAFC

Also scored: Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 53

Son Heung Min scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Sporting Kansas City · LAFC

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 36

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New England Revolution vs Atlanta United · NE

Also scored: Miguel Almiron (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 58

Miguel Almiron scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

New England Revolution vs Atlanta United · ATL

Also scored: Carles Gil (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 53

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs Seattle Sounders FC · PHI

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 58

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Red Bull New York vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 53

Joseph Paintsil scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

San Jose Earthquakes vs LA Galaxy · LA

Damn Son through this day: 36

Jul 22, 2026 (14 goals ) (jump to top)

Miguel Almiron scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Charlotte FC vs Atlanta United · ATL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 47

Daniel Gazdag scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Columbus Crew vs New York City Football Club · NE · 1 PK

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 54

Evander scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · CIN

Also scored: Kevin Denkey (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 51

Kevin Denkey scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

FC Cincinnati vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · CIN

Also scored: Evander (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 54

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Houston Dynamo FC vs D.C. United · DC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 55

Luis Suarez scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs Chicago Fire FC · MIA · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 55

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Real Salt Lake · LAFC

Also scored: Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 47

Son Heung Min scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Real Salt Lake · LAFC

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 34

Sam Surridge scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs CF Montréal · NSH · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 55

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs Red Bull New York · PHI

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 54

Dejan Joveljic scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Sporting Kansas City vs Minnesota United FC · SEA

Damn Son through this day: 34

Jul 17, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

LA Galaxy vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC · 1 PK

Also scored: Son Heung Min (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 45

Son Heung Min scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

LA Galaxy vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 32

Jul 16, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Kevin Kelsy scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Seattle Sounders FC vs Portland Timbers · POR

Onion Baggers through this day: 49

Dejan Joveljic scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

St. Louis CITY SC vs Sporting Kansas City · SEA

Damn Son through this day: 31

May 24, 2026 (5 goals ) (jump to top)

Diego Rossi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Columbus Crew vs Atlanta United · CLB

Damn Son through this day: 30

May 23, 2026 (10 goals ) (jump to top)

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Charlotte FC vs New England Revolution · CLT

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 48

Prince Osei Owusu scored 3 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

D.C. United vs CF Montréal · MTL · 1 PK

Also scored: Louis Munteanu (1 — Damn Son / Will); Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Onion Baggers through this day: 44

Louis Munteanu scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

D.C. United vs CF Montréal · DC

Also scored: Prince Osei Owusu (3 — Onion Baggers / Jon); Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Damn Son through this day: 29

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs CF Montréal · DC · 1 PK

Also scored: Prince Osei Owusu (3 — Onion Baggers / Jon); Louis Munteanu (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 48

Joseph Paintsil scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo FC · LA

Damn Son through this day: 29

Brian White scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

San Diego FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 48

May 17, 2026 (4 goals ) (jump to top)

German Berterame scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Inter Miami CF vs Portland Timbers · MIA

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 39

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Inter Miami CF vs Portland Timbers · MIA

Also scored: German Berterame (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 47

Hany Mukhtar scored 3 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Nashville SC vs Los Angeles Football Club · NSH

Also scored: Denis Bouanga (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 44

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Nashville SC vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Also scored: Hany Mukhtar (3 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 44

May 16, 2026 (9 goals ) (jump to top)

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

CF Montréal vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Also scored: Philip Zinckernagel (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 40

Philip Zinckernagel scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

CF Montréal vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 46

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Charlotte FC vs Toronto FC · CLT · 1 PK

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 40

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs Columbus Crew · PHI

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 46

Zavier Gozo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs Colorado Rapids · RSL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 44

Gabriel Pec scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Seattle Sounders FC vs LA Galaxy · LA

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 46

May 13, 2026 (17 goals ) (jump to top)

Kevin Kelsy scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

CF Montréal vs Portland Timbers · POR

Onion Baggers through this day: 38

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

D.C. United vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Also scored: Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 38

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs Chicago Fire FC · DC

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 43

Rafael Navarro scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Minnesota United FC vs Colorado Rapids · STL

Damn Son through this day: 27

Zavier Gozo scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs Houston Dynamo FC · RSL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 43

Diego Rossi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Red Bull New York vs Columbus Crew · CLB · 1 PK

Damn Son through this day: 27

Albert Rusnak scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Seattle Sounders FC vs San Jose Earthquakes · SEA · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 38

Dejan Joveljic scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Sporting Kansas City vs LA Galaxy · SEA

Also scored: Gabriel Pec (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Damn Son through this day: 27

Gabriel Pec scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Sporting Kansas City vs LA Galaxy · LA

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 42

May 10, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Mateusz Bogusz scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Houston Dynamo FC · HOU

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 37

Hannes Wolf scored 3 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

New York City Football Club vs Columbus Crew · NYC

Onion Baggers through this day: 34

May 9, 2026 (14 goals ) (jump to top)

Gabriel Pec scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Atlanta United vs LA Galaxy · LA

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 37

Eric Maxim Choupo Moting scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Chicago Fire FC vs Red Bull New York · RBNY · 1 PK

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Onion Baggers through this day: 31

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Chicago Fire FC vs Red Bull New York · CHI

Also scored: Eric Maxim Choupo Moting (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 36

Diego Luna scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

FC Dallas vs Real Salt Lake · RSL

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 36

Louis Munteanu scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Nashville SC vs D.C. United · DC

Damn Son through this day: 24

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New England Revolution vs Philadelphia Union · NE

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 37

Kevin Kelsy scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Portland Timbers vs Sporting Kansas City · POR

Onion Baggers through this day: 31

Danny Musovski scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Seattle Sounders FC vs San Diego FC · SEA

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 40

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Toronto FC vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Also scored: Luis Suarez (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 37

Luis Suarez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Toronto FC vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 40

May 3, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Louis Munteanu scored 2 for Damn Son (Will)

New York City Football Club vs D.C. United · DC · 1 PK

Damn Son through this day: 23

May 2, 2026 (14 goals ) (jump to top)

Emmanuel Latte Lath scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Atlanta United vs CF Montréal · ATL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 32

Evander scored 3 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Chicago Fire FC vs FC Cincinnati · CIN · 1 PK

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Onion Baggers through this day: 27

Hugo Cuypers scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Chicago Fire FC vs FC Cincinnati · CHI

Also scored: Evander (3 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 33

Joseph Paintsil scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

LA Galaxy vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · LA

Damn Son through this day: 21

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New England Revolution vs Charlotte FC · NE · 1 PK

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 32

Diego Luna scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs Portland Timbers · RSL

Also scored: Zavier Gozo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 33

Zavier Gozo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs Portland Timbers · RSL

Also scored: Diego Luna (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 37

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

San Diego FC vs Los Angeles Football Club · LAFC

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 33

Apr 25, 2026 (16 goals ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

CF Montréal vs New York City Football Club · MTL

Onion Baggers through this day: 24

Hugo Cuypers scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Chicago Fire FC vs Sporting Kansas City · CHI

Also scored: Philip Zinckernagel (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 29

Philip Zinckernagel scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Chicago Fire FC vs Sporting Kansas City · CHI

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 29

Louis Munteanu scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

D.C. United vs Orlando City · DC

Damn Son through this day: 19

Kevin Denkey scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

FC Cincinnati vs Red Bull New York · CIN · 1 PK

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 29

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Inter Miami CF vs New England Revolution · NE

Also scored: German Berterame (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 29

German Berterame scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Inter Miami CF vs New England Revolution · MIA

Also scored: Carles Gil (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 24

Jordan Morris scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Seattle Sounders FC vs FC Dallas · SEA

Damn Son through this day: 19

Timo Werner scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

St. Louis CITY SC vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 24

Brian White scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Colorado Rapids · VAN

Also scored: Rafael Navarro (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 36

Rafael Navarro scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Colorado Rapids · STL

Also scored: Brian White (2 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Damn Son through this day: 19

Apr 22, 2026 (10 goals ) (jump to top)

Daniel Gazdag scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Columbus Crew vs LA Galaxy · NE

Also scored: Diego Rossi (1 — Damn Son / Will); Gabriel Pec (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 24

Diego Rossi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Columbus Crew vs LA Galaxy · CLB

Also scored: Daniel Gazdag (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Gabriel Pec (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Damn Son through this day: 16

Gabriel Pec scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Columbus Crew vs LA Galaxy · LA

Also scored: Daniel Gazdag (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Diego Rossi (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 24

Kevin Denkey scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New York City Football Club vs FC Cincinnati · CIN

Also scored: Evander (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 24

Evander scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

New York City Football Club vs FC Cincinnati · CIN · 1 PK

Also scored: Kevin Denkey (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 19

Luis Suarez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 32

Tai Baribo scored 3 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Red Bull New York vs D.C. United · DC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 32

Timo Werner scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

San Jose Earthquakes vs Austin FC · SJ · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 19

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Toronto FC vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 24

Apr 19, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Timo Werner scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Los Angeles Football Club vs San Jose Earthquakes · SJ

Onion Baggers through this day: 17

Apr 18, 2026 (16 goals ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

CF Montréal vs Red Bull New York · MTL · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 16

Lionel Messi scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Colorado Rapids vs Inter Miami CF · MIA · 1 PK

Also scored: German Berterame (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon); Rafael Navarro (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 19

German Berterame scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Colorado Rapids vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Also scored: Lionel Messi (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Rafael Navarro (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Onion Baggers through this day: 16

Rafael Navarro scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Colorado Rapids vs Inter Miami CF · STL

Also scored: Lionel Messi (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); German Berterame (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Damn Son through this day: 15

Hugo Cuypers scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

FC Cincinnati vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Also scored: Evander (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon); Philip Zinckernagel (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 25

Evander scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs Chicago Fire FC · CIN · 1 PK

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete); Philip Zinckernagel (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 16

Philip Zinckernagel scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

FC Cincinnati vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI · 1 PK

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete); Evander (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 19

Carles Gil scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New England Revolution vs Columbus Crew · NE · 1 PK

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 19

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

New York City Football Club vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 28

Albert Rusnak scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Seattle Sounders FC vs St. Louis CITY SC · SEA · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 16

Facundo Torres scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Toronto FC vs Austin FC · ATX

Damn Son through this day: 15

Apr 17, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Thomas Muller scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Sporting Kansas City · VAN

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 15

Apr 12, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Diego Rossi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Columbus Crew vs Orlando City · CLB

Also scored: Marco Pasalic (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Damn Son through this day: 12

Marco Pasalic scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Columbus Crew vs Orlando City · ORL

Also scored: Diego Rossi (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Onion Baggers through this day: 12

Apr 11, 2026 (5 goals ) (jump to top)

Rafael Navarro scored 2 for Damn Son (Will)

Colorado Rapids vs Houston Dynamo FC · STL · 1 PK

Damn Son through this day: 11

German Berterame scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Inter Miami CF vs Red Bull New York · MIA

Onion Baggers through this day: 11

Kevin Kelsy scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Portland Timbers vs Los Angeles Football Club · POR

Onion Baggers through this day: 11

Brian White scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs New York City Football Club · VAN

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 27

Apr 4, 2026 (14 goals ) (jump to top)

Wessam Abou Ali scored 2 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Atlanta United vs Columbus Crew · CLB

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 22

Philip Zinckernagel scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Chicago Fire FC vs Nashville SC · CHI

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 14

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Inter Miami CF vs Austin FC · MIA

Also scored: Luis Suarez (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 14

Luis Suarez scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Inter Miami CF vs Austin FC · MIA

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 26

Denis Bouanga scored 3 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Orlando City · LAFC

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 22

Hannes Wolf scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

New York City Football Club vs St. Louis CITY SC · NYC

Onion Baggers through this day: 9

Diego Luna scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Real Salt Lake vs Sporting Kansas City · RSL

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (1 — Damn Son / Will); Zavier Gozo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 22

Zavier Gozo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Real Salt Lake vs Sporting Kansas City · RSL

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (1 — Damn Son / Will); Diego Luna (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 26

Thomas Muller scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Portland Timbers · VAN · 1 PK

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 14

Mar 22, 2026 (6 goals ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 2 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

FC Cincinnati vs CF Montréal · MTL · 1 PK

Also scored: Kevin Denkey (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Onion Baggers through this day: 8

Kevin Denkey scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

FC Cincinnati vs CF Montréal · CIN

Also scored: Prince Osei Owusu (2 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 11

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New York City Football Club vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 11

Joao Klauss scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Portland Timbers vs LA Galaxy · LA

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 24

Mar 21, 2026 (8 goals ) (jump to top)

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Charlotte FC vs Red Bull New York · CLT

Also scored: Pep Biel (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 23

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Charlotte FC vs Red Bull New York · CLT

Also scored: Idan Toklomati (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 16

Sam Surridge scored 3 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs Orlando City · NSH · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 23

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Philadelphia Union vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Also scored: Milan Iloski (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 16

Milan Iloski scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Philadelphia Union vs Chicago Fire FC · PHI

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 9

Rafael Navarro scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Sporting Kansas City vs Colorado Rapids · STL

Damn Son through this day: 8

Wessam Abou Ali scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Toronto FC vs Columbus Crew · CLB

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 16

Mar 15, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Griffin Yow scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

New England Revolution vs FC Cincinnati · NE

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 8

Brian White scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Minnesota United FC · VAN · 1 PK

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 19

Mar 14, 2026 (10 goals ) (jump to top)

Emmanuel Latte Lath scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Atlanta United vs Philadelphia Union · ATL

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 7

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Chicago Fire FC vs D.C. United · CHI · 1 PK

Also scored: Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 13

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Chicago Fire FC vs D.C. United · DC · 1 PK

Also scored: Hugo Cuypers (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 17

Hany Mukhtar scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Columbus Crew vs Nashville SC · NSH

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 13

Mateusz Bogusz scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Houston Dynamo FC vs Portland Timbers · HOU

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 13

Dejan Joveljic scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

LA Galaxy vs Sporting Kansas City · SEA

Damn Son through this day: 7

Eric Maxim Choupo Moting scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Toronto FC vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Onion Baggers through this day: 6

Mar 8, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Prince Osei Owusu scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Red Bull New York vs CF Montréal · MTL · 1 PK

Onion Baggers through this day: 4

Mar 7, 2026 (10 goals ) (jump to top)

Zavier Gozo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Atlanta United vs Real Salt Lake · RSL

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 16

Idan Toklomati scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Charlotte FC vs Austin FC · CLT

Also scored: Pep Biel (2 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 16

Rafael Navarro scored 2 for Damn Son (Will)

Colorado Rapids vs LA Galaxy · STL

Also scored: Joao Klauss (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Damn Son through this day: 6

Joao Klauss scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Colorado Rapids vs LA Galaxy · LA

Also scored: Rafael Navarro (2 — Damn Son / Will)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 16

Lionel Messi scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

D.C. United vs Inter Miami CF · MIA

Also scored: Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 6

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs Inter Miami CF · DC

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 16

Sam Surridge scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Nashville SC vs Minnesota United FC · NSH

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 16

Brian White scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Portland Timbers vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · VAN

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 16

Mar 1, 2026 (5 goals ) (jump to top)

Hannes Wolf scored 1 for Onion Baggers (Jon)

Philadelphia Union vs New York City Football Club · NYC

Onion Baggers through this day: 3

Feb 28, 2026 (8 goals ) (jump to top)

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Chicago Fire FC vs CF Montréal · CHI · 1 PK

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 8

Joao Klauss scored 2 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

LA Galaxy vs Charlotte FC · LA

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 8

Dejan Joveljic scored 2 for Damn Son (Will)

Sporting Kansas City vs Columbus Crew · SEA

Also scored: Diego Rossi (1 — Damn Son / Will); Wessam Abou Ali (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 4

Diego Rossi scored 1 for Damn Son (Will)

Sporting Kansas City vs Columbus Crew · CLB

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (2 — Damn Son / Will); Wessam Abou Ali (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Damn Son through this day: 4

Wessam Abou Ali scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Sporting Kansas City vs Columbus Crew · CLB

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (2 — Damn Son / Will); Diego Rossi (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 8

Thomas Muller scored 2 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Toronto FC · VAN · 1 PK

Also scored: Brian White (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 3

Brian White scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Toronto FC · VAN

Also scored: Thomas Muller (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 8

Feb 22, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Joao Klauss scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

LA Galaxy vs New York City Football Club · LA

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 5

Feb 21, 2026 (14 goals ) (jump to top)

Tai Baribo scored 1 for Take It to the Klauss (Claire)

D.C. United vs Philadelphia Union · DC

Take It to the Klauss through this day: 4

Kevin Denkey scored 1 for Messi-ah Complex (Tyler)

FC Cincinnati vs Atlanta United · CIN

Messi-ah Complex through this day: 1

Hugo Cuypers scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Houston Dynamo FC vs Chicago Fire FC · CHI

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 6

Denis Bouanga scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

Los Angeles Football Club vs Inter Miami CF · LAFC

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 6

Pep Biel scored 1 for Hany Given Sunday (Pete)

St. Louis CITY SC vs Charlotte FC · CLT

Hany Given Sunday through this day: 6

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2026-09-18 – 2026-09-24

Team totals

Team G NPkG Season NPkG Season G Rank Move
Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +7 +6 (85+6) 91 (104+7) 111 2 —
Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +5 +5 (99+5) 104 (112+5) 117 1 —
Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +5 +3 (83+3) 86 (98+5) 103 3 —
Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +4 +3 (84+3) 87 (89+4) 93 5 —
Onion Baggers (Jon) +2 +2 (77+2) 79 (93+2) 95 4 —
Damn Son (Will) +2 +2 (64+2) 66 (71+2) 73 6 —
Total +25 +21 (492+21) 513 (567+25) 592 — —

Players (scored in window)

Player Team G NPkG Season NPkG Season G
Carles Gil Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +2 +2 (4+2) 6 (10+2) 12
Anders Dreyer Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +2 +2 (5+2) 7 (9+2) 11
Albert Rusnak Onion Baggers (Jon) +1 +1 (1+1) 2 (3+1) 4
Kevin Denkey Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +0 (11+0) 11 (13+1) 14
Son Heung Min Damn Son (Will) +1 +1 (5+1) 6 (5+1) 6
Brian White Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (14+1) 15 (15+1) 16
Bruno Damiani Onion Baggers (Jon) +1 +1 (7+1) 8 (7+1) 8
Danny Musovski Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (1+1) 2 (1+1) 2
Dejan Joveljic Damn Son (Will) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (10+1) 11
Denis Bouanga Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +1 (12+1) 13 (13+1) 14
Guilherme Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +1 +1 (12+1) 13 (13+1) 14
Hany Mukhtar Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (10+1) 11
Joao Klauss Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (5+1) 6 (5+1) 6
Julian Hall Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +1 (9+1) 10 (9+1) 10
Kelvin Yeboah Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +1 +0 (11+0) 11 (13+1) 14
Lionel Messi Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (18+1) 19 (19+1) 20
Luis Suarez Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (12+1) 13
Martin Ojeda Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +1 +0 (8+0) 8 (11+1) 12
Mateusz Bogusz Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +0 (5+0) 5 (5+1) 6
Milan Iloski Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (9+1) 10 (12+1) 13
Preston Judd Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (12+1) 13 (12+1) 13
Sam Surridge Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (12+1) 13 (15+1) 16
Thomas Muller Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (3+1) 4 (7+1) 8
Total +25 +21 (194+21) 215 (229+25) 254

2026-09-11 – 2026-09-24

Team totals

Team G NPkG Season NPkG Season G Rank Move
Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +11 +10 (81+10) 91 (100+11) 111 2 —
Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +10 +10 (94+10) 104 (107+10) 117 1 —
Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +7 +4 (82+4) 86 (96+7) 103 3 —
Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +6 +4 (83+4) 87 (87+6) 93 5 —
Onion Baggers (Jon) +4 +4 (75+4) 79 (91+4) 95 4 —
Damn Son (Will) +4 +3 (63+3) 66 (69+4) 73 6 —
Total +42 +35 (478+35) 513 (550+42) 592 — —

Players (scored in window)

Player Team G NPkG Season NPkG Season G
Kevin Denkey Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +3 +2 (9+2) 11 (11+3) 14
Sam Surridge Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +3 +3 (10+3) 13 (13+3) 16
Bruno Damiani Onion Baggers (Jon) +2 +2 (6+2) 8 (6+2) 8
Carles Gil Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +2 +2 (4+2) 6 (10+2) 12
Rafael Navarro Damn Son (Will) +2 +1 (10+1) 11 (12+2) 14
Anders Dreyer Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +2 +2 (5+2) 7 (9+2) 11
Brian White Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +2 +2 (13+2) 15 (14+2) 16
Denis Bouanga Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +2 +2 (11+2) 13 (12+2) 14
Kelvin Yeboah Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +2 +0 (11+0) 11 (12+2) 14
Lionel Messi Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +2 +2 (17+2) 19 (18+2) 20
Albert Rusnak Onion Baggers (Jon) +1 +1 (1+1) 2 (3+1) 4
Son Heung Min Damn Son (Will) +1 +1 (5+1) 6 (5+1) 6
Antoine Griezmann Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (7+1) 8 (7+1) 8
Danny Musovski Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (1+1) 2 (1+1) 2
Dejan Joveljic Damn Son (Will) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (10+1) 11
Guilherme Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +1 +1 (12+1) 13 (13+1) 14
Hany Mukhtar Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (10+1) 11
Idan Toklomati Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (8+1) 9 (8+1) 9
Joao Klauss Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (5+1) 6 (5+1) 6
Julian Hall Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +1 (9+1) 10 (9+1) 10
Logan Farrington Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +1 +1 (7+1) 8 (8+1) 9
Luis Suarez Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (12+1) 13
Martin Ojeda Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +1 +0 (8+0) 8 (11+1) 12
Mateusz Bogusz Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +0 (5+0) 5 (5+1) 6
Milan Iloski Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (9+1) 10 (12+1) 13
Nicolas Fernandez Mercau Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +1 +1 (10+1) 11 (14+1) 15
Pavel Bucha Onion Baggers (Jon) +1 +1 (5+1) 6 (5+1) 6
Pep Biel Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +1 +0 (10+0) 10 (11+1) 12
Preston Judd Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (12+1) 13 (12+1) 13
Thomas Muller Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +1 +1 (3+1) 4 (7+1) 8
Total +42 +35 (243+35) 278 (285+42) 327

2026-08-26 – 2026-09-24

Team totals

Team G NPkG Season NPkG Season G Rank Move
Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +52 +48 (56+48) 104 (65+52) 117 1 —
Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +47 +42 (49+42) 91 (64+47) 111 2 —
Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +46 +39 (47+39) 86 (57+46) 103 3 ↑2 (5 => 3)
Onion Baggers (Jon) +32 +30 (49+30) 79 (63+32) 95 4 —
Damn Son (Will) +31 +28 (38+28) 66 (42+31) 73 6 —
Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +30 +28 (59+28) 87 (63+30) 93 5 ↓2 (3 => 5)
Total +238 +215 (298+215) 513 (354+238) 592 — —

Players (scored in window)

Player Team G NPkG Season NPkG Season G
Nicolas Fernandez Mercau Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +15 +11 (0+11) 11 (0+15) 15
Guilherme Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +14 +13 (0+13) 13 (0+14) 14
Preston Judd Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +13 +13 (0+13) 13 (0+13) 13
Marcus Ingvartsen Onion Baggers (Jon) +11 +10 (0+10) 10 (0+11) 11
Julian Hall Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +10 +10 (0+10) 10 (0+10) 10
Logan Farrington Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +9 +8 (0+8) 8 (0+9) 9
Sergi Solans Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +9 +9 (0+9) 9 (0+9) 9
Kristoffer Velde Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +8 +8 (0+8) 8 (0+8) 8
Antoine Griezmann Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +8 +8 (0+8) 8 (0+8) 8
Daniel Salloi Damn Son (Will) +7 +7 (0+7) 7 (0+7) 7
Josh Sargent Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +7 +7 (0+7) 7 (0+7) 7
Jorge Ruvalcaba Onion Baggers (Jon) +7 +7 (0+7) 7 (0+7) 7
Pavel Bucha Onion Baggers (Jon) +6 +6 (0+6) 6 (0+6) 6
Myrto Uzuni Damn Son (Will) +6 +5 (0+5) 5 (0+6) 6
Lionel Messi Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +6 +6 (13+6) 19 (14+6) 20
Ousseni Bouda X9038 Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +6 +6 (0+6) 6 (0+6) 6
David Martinez Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +6 +6 (0+6) 6 (0+6) 6
Robert Lewandowski Damn Son (Will) +6 +5 (0+5) 5 (0+6) 6
Tyrese Spicer Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +6 +6 (0+6) 6 (0+6) 6
Carles Gil Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +5 +3 (3+3) 6 (7+5) 12
Bruno Damiani Onion Baggers (Jon) +5 +5 (3+5) 8 (3+5) 8
Kelvin Yeboah Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +4 +2 (9+2) 11 (10+4) 14
Neil Pierre Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +4 +4 (0+4) 4 (0+4) 4
Rafael Navarro Damn Son (Will) +4 +3 (8+3) 11 (10+4) 14
Sam Surridge Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +4 +4 (9+4) 13 (12+4) 16
Brian White Take It to the Klauss (Claire) +4 +4 (11+4) 15 (12+4) 16
Anders Dreyer Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) +3 +3 (4+3) 7 (8+3) 11
Denis Bouanga Hany Given Sunday (Pete) +3 +3 (10+3) 13 (11+3) 14
Kevin Denkey Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +3 +2 (9+2) 11 (11+3) 14
Milan Iloski Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) +3 +2 (8+2) 10 (10+3) 13
Total +202 +186 (87+186) 273 (108+202) 310

2026: 2026-02-21 – 2026-09-23

Team totals

Team NPkG Goals
Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 104 117
Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 91 111
Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 86 103
Onion Baggers (Jon) 79 95
Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 87 93
Damn Son (Will) 66 73
Total 513 592

Players

PlayerTeamNPkGGoals
Lionel Messi Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 19 20
Petar Musa Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 15 18
Brian White Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 15 16
Sam Surridge Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 13 16
Nicolas Fernandez Mercau Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 11 15
Denis Bouanga Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 13 14
Guilherme Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 13 14
Kevin Denkey Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 11 14
Rafael Navarro Damn Son (Will) 11 14
Kelvin Yeboah Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 11 14
Tai Baribo Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 11 14
Evander Onion Baggers (Jon) 10 13
Luis Suarez Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 11 13
Milan Iloski Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 10 13
Prince Osei Owusu Onion Baggers (Jon) 8 13
Preston Judd Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 13 13
Hugo Cuypers Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 11 13
Pep Biel Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 10 12
Carles Gil Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 6 12
Martin Ojeda Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 8 12
Anders Dreyer Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 7 11
Hany Mukhtar Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 11 11
Marcus Ingvartsen Onion Baggers (Jon) 10 11
Dejan Joveljic Damn Son (Will) 11 11
Julian Hall Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 10 10
Logan Farrington Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 8 9
Kevin Kelsy Onion Baggers (Jon) 9 9
Idan Toklomati Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 9 9
Sergi Solans Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 9 9
Kristoffer Velde Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 8 8
Thomas Muller Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 4 8
Antoine Griezmann Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 8 8
Bruno Damiani Onion Baggers (Jon) 8 8
Daniel Salloi Damn Son (Will) 7 7
German Berterame Onion Baggers (Jon) 7 7
Josh Sargent Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 7 7
Jorge Ruvalcaba Onion Baggers (Jon) 7 7
Son Heung Min Damn Son (Will) 6 6
Pavel Bucha Onion Baggers (Jon) 6 6
Timo Werner Onion Baggers (Jon) 3 6
Myrto Uzuni Damn Son (Will) 5 6
Zavier Gozo Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 6 6
Louis Munteanu Damn Son (Will) 5 6
Ousseni Bouda X9038 Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 6 6
David Martinez Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 6 6
Diego Rossi Damn Son (Will) 5 6
Mateusz Bogusz Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 5 6
Robert Lewandowski Damn Son (Will) 5 6
Tyrese Spicer Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 6 6
Joao Klauss Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 6 6
Philip Zinckernagel Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 4 5
Diego Luna Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 5 5
Gabriel Pec Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 5 5
Joseph Paintsil Damn Son (Will) 5 5
Hannes Wolf Onion Baggers (Jon) 5 5
Paul Rothrock Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 5 5
Wessam Abou Ali Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 5 5
Albert Rusnak Onion Baggers (Jon) 2 4
Facundo Torres Damn Son (Will) 4 4
Miguel Almiron Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 4 4
Daniel Gazdag Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 2 4
Neil Pierre Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 4 4
Emil Forsberg Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 3 3
Antony Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 2 3
Eric Maxim Choupo Moting Onion Baggers (Jon) 2 3
Djordje Mihailovic Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 2 2
Emmanuel Latte Lath Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 2 2
Marco Pasalic Onion Baggers (Jon) 2 2
Danny Musovski Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 2 2
Elias Achouri Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 2 2
Jordan Morris Damn Son (Will) 1 1
Daryl Dike Damn Son (Will) 1 1
Ezekiel Alladoh Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 1 1
Breel Embolo Onion Baggers (Jon) 0 1
Griffin Yow Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) 1 1
Leonardo Campana Take It to the Klauss (Claire) 1 1
Victor Olatunji Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 1 1
Brandon Vazquez Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 0 0
Ezequiel Ponce Damn Son (Will) 0 0
James Rodriguez Damn Son (Will) 0 0
Luka Jovanovic Hany Given Sunday (Pete) 0 0
Tadeo Allende Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) 0 0
Total 513 592