Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende")

Team owner: James

Last updated: Oct 26, 2026 2:40 PM

Goals122
Non-PK100
Assists65
Top scorerPetar Musa
G/90 leaderPetar Musa (0.99)

Offense

Player Club Goals Non-PK Assists xG Mins G/90
Petar Musa DAL 22 17 5 18.23 2010 0.99
Kelvin Yeboah MIN 17 14 4 16.09 2285 0.67
Guilherme HOU 16 15 10 6.80 2559 0.56
Martin Ojeda ORL 16 11 5 11.08 2031 0.71
Anders Dreyer SD 14 8 13 14.92 2633 0.48
Logan Farrington DAL 10 9 5 7.58 1435 0.63
Kristoffer Velde POR 8 8 9 5.74 2573 0.28
Neil Pierre PHI 5 5 1 2.77 1290 0.35
Paul Rothrock SEA 5 5 1 2.93 1761 0.26
Emil Forsberg RBNY 4 4 8 6.97 1872 0.19
Antony POR 3 2 2 4.32 1560 0.17
Ezekiel Alladoh PHI 1 1 1 2.06 747 0.12
Victor Olatunji RSL 1 1 0 3.27 388 0.23
Tadeo Allende MIA 0 0 1 1.12 432 0.00
Team total — 122 100 65 103.88 23576 0.47

Score feed

Newest first — goals from this roster.

Last updated: Oct 26, 2026 2:40 PM

Oct 24, 2026 (5 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 2

FC Dallas vs San Jose Earthquakes · DAL · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 122

Martin Ojeda scored 1

Orlando City vs New York City Football Club · ORL

Also scored: Antoine Griezmann (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 122

Neil Pierre scored 1

Philadelphia Union vs New England Revolution · PHI

Also scored: Carles Gil (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 122

Emil Forsberg scored 1

Red Bull New York vs Inter Miami CF · RBNY

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 122

Anders Dreyer scored 1

San Diego FC vs Seattle Sounders FC · SD

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 122

Oct 17, 2026 (4 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs FC Dallas · DAL · 1 PK

Also scored: Mateusz Bogusz (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 116

Anders Dreyer scored 1

LA Galaxy vs San Diego FC · SD · 1 PK

Also scored: Joao Klauss (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 116

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs St. Louis CITY SC · MIN

Also scored: Rafael Navarro (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 116

Martin Ojeda scored 1

Orlando City vs D.C. United · ORL

Also scored: Antoine Griezmann (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Marco Pasalic (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon); Tai Baribo (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 116

Oct 14, 2026 (4 goals ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Colorado Rapids vs Minnesota United FC · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 112

Martin Ojeda scored 1

Toronto FC vs Orlando City · ORL · 1 PK

Also scored: Antoine Griezmann (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Daryl Dike (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 112

Oct 10, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs Houston Dynamo FC · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 107

Sep 26, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Martin Ojeda scored 1

Philadelphia Union vs Orlando City · ORL

Also scored: Milan Iloski (3 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 104

Sep 20, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Anders Dreyer scored 2

Inter Miami CF vs San Diego FC · SD

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Luis Suarez (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 103

Sep 19, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Guilherme scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs FC Cincinnati · HOU

Also scored: Kevin Denkey (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Mateusz Bogusz (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 101

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs LA Galaxy · MIN · 1 PK

Also scored: Joao Klauss (1 — Take It to the Klauss / Claire)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 101

Martin Ojeda scored 1

New England Revolution vs Orlando City · ORL · 1 PK

Also scored: Carles Gil (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 101

Sep 12, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Logan Farrington scored 1

FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 98

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

St. Louis CITY SC vs Minnesota United FC · MIN · 1 PK

Also scored: Rafael Navarro (2 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 98

Sep 9, 2026 (4 goals ) (jump to top)

Guilherme scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs Real Salt Lake · HOU

Also scored: Mateusz Bogusz (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 96

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs FC Dallas · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 96

Kristoffer Velde scored 2

Portland Timbers vs St. Louis CITY SC · POR

Also scored: Rafael Navarro (2 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 96

Anders Dreyer scored 1

San Diego FC vs San Jose Earthquakes · SD

Also scored: Ousseni Bouda X9038 (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Preston Judd (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 96

Sep 5, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 2

FC Dallas vs Sporting Kansas City · DAL · 1 PK

Also scored: Logan Farrington (1 — Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") / James)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 91

Kristoffer Velde scored 1

Portland Timbers vs Minnesota United FC · POR

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 91

Aug 30, 2026 (26 goals ) (jump to top)

Logan Farrington scored 1

Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas · DAL · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

Colorado Rapids vs Houston Dynamo FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Logan Farrington scored 1

D.C. United vs FC Dallas · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Logan Farrington scored 1

FC Dallas vs Toronto FC · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Logan Farrington scored 1

FC Dallas vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs Austin FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 2

Houston Dynamo FC vs Chicago Fire FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs LA Galaxy · HOU · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

Los Angeles Football Club vs Houston Dynamo FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Neil Pierre scored 1

Philadelphia Union vs Atlanta United · PHI

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Neil Pierre scored 1

Philadelphia Union vs Inter Miami CF · PHI

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Neil Pierre scored 1

Philadelphia Union vs Red Bull New York · PHI

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Kristoffer Velde scored 1

Portland Timbers vs LA Galaxy · POR

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Kristoffer Velde scored 1

Portland Timbers vs Los Angeles Football Club · POR

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Kristoffer Velde scored 1

Portland Timbers vs San Diego FC · POR

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Kristoffer Velde scored 1

Portland Timbers vs Sporting Kansas City · POR

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Neil Pierre scored 1

Red Bull New York vs Philadelphia Union · PHI

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Guilherme scored 1

Sporting Kansas City vs Houston Dynamo FC · HOU

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Logan Farrington scored 1

St. Louis CITY SC vs FC Dallas · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 87

Aug 29, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs Orlando City · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 59

Antony scored 1

Portland Timbers vs Austin FC · POR · 1 PK

Also scored: Facundo Torres (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 59

Aug 22, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 2

San Jose Earthquakes vs Minnesota United FC · MIN

Also scored: Timo Werner (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 57

Aug 19, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 2

Real Salt Lake vs FC Dallas · DAL

Also scored: Diego Luna (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 55

Aug 16, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 1

Austin FC vs FC Dallas · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 53

Aug 15, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Emil Forsberg scored 1

Atlanta United vs Red Bull New York · RBNY

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 52

Anders Dreyer scored 1

Los Angeles Football Club vs San Diego FC · SD · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 52

Aug 1, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Anders Dreyer scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs San Diego FC · SD · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 50

Ezekiel Alladoh scored 1

Philadelphia Union vs Atlanta United · PHI

Also scored: Miguel Almiron (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete); Milan Iloski (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 50

Emil Forsberg scored 1

Red Bull New York vs Orlando City · RBNY

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 50

Jul 22, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Paul Rothrock scored 1

Austin FC vs Seattle Sounders FC · SEA

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 47

Petar Musa scored 1

Portland Timbers vs FC Dallas · DAL

Also scored: Kevin Kelsy (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 47

May 23, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Martin Ojeda scored 2

FC Cincinnati vs Orlando City · ORL · 1 PK

Also scored: Evander (2 — Onion Baggers / Jon); Kevin Denkey (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 45

Antony scored 1

Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes · POR

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 45

May 16, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

New England Revolution vs Minnesota United FC · MIN · 1 PK

Also scored: Carles Gil (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 42

Petar Musa scored 1

San Jose Earthquakes vs FC Dallas · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 42

May 13, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 1

FC Dallas vs Vancouver Whitecaps FC · DAL · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 40

Martin Ojeda scored 2

Orlando City vs Philadelphia Union · ORL · 1 PK

Also scored: Milan Iloski (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 40

Anders Dreyer scored 1

San Diego FC vs Austin FC · SD

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 40

May 2, 2026 (4 goals ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 2

Columbus Crew vs Minnesota United FC · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 36

Martin Ojeda scored 3

Inter Miami CF vs Orlando City · ORL · 1 PK

Also scored: Lionel Messi (1 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 36

Petar Musa scored 1

Red Bull New York vs FC Dallas · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 36

Paul Rothrock scored 1

Sporting Kansas City vs Seattle Sounders FC · SEA

Also scored: Dejan Joveljic (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 36

Apr 25, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Anders Dreyer scored 1

San Diego FC vs Portland Timbers · SD · 1 PK

Also scored: Kevin Kelsy (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 29

Apr 22, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Martin Ojeda scored 2

Orlando City vs Charlotte FC · ORL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 28

Apr 18, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 2

FC Dallas vs LA Galaxy · DAL

Also scored: Joseph Paintsil (1 — Damn Son / Will)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 26

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs Portland Timbers · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 26

Anders Dreyer scored 1

Real Salt Lake vs San Diego FC · SD · 1 PK

Also scored: Diego Luna (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 26

Apr 11, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

San Diego FC vs Minnesota United FC · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 22

Apr 4, 2026 (4 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 1

D.C. United vs FC Dallas · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 21

Paul Rothrock scored 1

Houston Dynamo FC vs Seattle Sounders FC · SEA

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 21

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

LA Galaxy vs Minnesota United FC · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 21

Emil Forsberg scored 1

Red Bull New York vs FC Cincinnati · RBNY

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 21

Mar 22, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)
Mar 21, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 1

FC Dallas vs Houston Dynamo FC · DAL

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 15

Mar 15, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Paul Rothrock scored 1

San Jose Earthquakes vs Seattle Sounders FC · SEA

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 14

Mar 14, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Petar Musa scored 3

FC Dallas vs San Diego FC · DAL · 1 PK

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 13

Martin Ojeda scored 1

Orlando City vs CF Montréal · ORL

Also scored: Prince Osei Owusu (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 13

Mar 7, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Anders Dreyer scored 1

Sporting Kansas City vs San Diego FC · SD

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 9

Mar 1, 2026 (2 goals ) (jump to top)

Martin Ojeda scored 1

Orlando City vs Inter Miami CF · ORL

Also scored: Lionel Messi (2 — Messi-ah Complex / Tyler); Marco Pasalic (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 8

Anders Dreyer scored 1

San Diego FC vs St. Louis CITY SC · SD

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 8

Feb 28, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Minnesota United FC vs FC Cincinnati · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 6

Feb 22, 2026 (1 goal ) (jump to top)

Paul Rothrock scored 1

Seattle Sounders FC vs Colorado Rapids · SEA

Also scored: Albert Rusnak (1 — Onion Baggers / Jon)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 5

Feb 21, 2026 (3 goals ) (jump to top)

Kelvin Yeboah scored 1

Austin FC vs Minnesota United FC · MIN

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 4

Petar Musa scored 2

FC Dallas vs Toronto FC · DAL

Also scored: Djordje Mihailovic (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 4

Antony scored 1

Portland Timbers vs Columbus Crew · POR

Also scored: Diego Rossi (1 — Damn Son / Will); Wessam Abou Ali (1 — Hany Given Sunday / Pete)

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") through this day: 4

Charts

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Player Club L.G L.NP L.PKG L.A L.xG L.Min G/90 ML# ML Min ML G ML PKG ML A ML xG SOT FC FS Off YC RC
Petar Musa DAL 22 17 5 5 18.23 2010 0.99 27 2010 22 5 5 18.25 46 31 16 17 3 0
Kelvin Yeboah MIN 17 14 3 4 16.09 2285 0.67 30 2285 17 3 4 15.66 33 26 38 7 2 0
Guilherme HOU 16 15 1 10 6.80 2559 0.56 31 2559 16 1 10 6.79 37 27 98 4 4 0
Martin Ojeda ORL 16 11 5 5 11.08 2031 0.71 25 2031 16 5 5 11.06 38 5 20 6 1 0
Anders Dreyer SD 14 8 6 13 14.92 2633 0.48 30 2633 14 6 13 14.93 44 7 17 15 3 1
Logan Farrington DAL 10 9 1 5 7.58 1435 0.63 27 1435 10 1 5 7.58 21 37 27 7 3 0
Kristoffer Velde POR 8 8 0 9 5.74 2573 0.28 30 2573 8 0 9 5.73 31 37 89 14 5 0
Neil Pierre PHI 5 5 0 1 2.77 1290 0.35 15 1290 5 0 1 1.86 6 17 16 3 3 0
Paul Rothrock SEA 5 5 0 1 2.93 1761 0.26 22 1761 5 0 1 2.92 13 44 38 11 4 0
Emil Forsberg RBNY 4 4 0 8 6.97 1872 0.19 30 1872 4 0 8 6.79 15 17 14 2 1 0
Antony POR 3 2 1 2 4.32 1560 0.17 28 1560 3 1 2 4.32 13 16 33 9 0 0
Ezekiel Alladoh PHI 1 1 0 1 2.06 747 0.12 29 747 1 0 1 2.05 5 16 12 2 2 1
Victor Olatunji RSL 1 1 0 0 3.27 388 0.23 17 388 1 0 0 3.19 8 10 15 9 0 0
Tadeo Allende MIA 0 0 0 1 1.12 432 0.00 10 432 0 0 1 1.12 4 6 3 3 2 0