Tuff Teams
Last updated: Oct 26, 2026 2:40 PM
Firepower
Rostered players in the league top 10 scorers.
| Team | Players | Players in top 10 |
|---|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | Kevin Denkey, Lionel Messi, Milan Iloski | 3 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | Brian White, Sam Surridge | 2 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | Denis Bouanga, Hany Mukhtar | 2 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | Kelvin Yeboah, Petar Musa | 2 |
| Damn Son (Will) | Rafael Navarro | 1 |
PK Reliance
Share of team goals from PKs (teams with at least 3 goals only).
| Team | PK % | PKG | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 18.0% | 22 | 122 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 16.8% | 23 | 137 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 15.2% | 17 | 112 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 11.3% | 15 | 133 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 9.0% | 8 | 89 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 5.9% | 7 | 118 |
High Expectations
Goals vs team xG (positive = outperforming expected).
| Team | Goals | G − xG | xG |
|---|---|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 137 | +5.05 | 131.95 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 133 | +13.84 | 119.16 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 118 | +4.61 | 113.39 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 112 | +4.41 | 107.59 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 122 | +18.12 | 103.88 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 89 | -0.86 | 89.86 |
Unselfish
Total assists (team sum).
| Team | Assists |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 84 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 79 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 75 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 68 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 65 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 43 |
Ol' Reliable
Top scorer’s share of team goals (3+ goals).
| Team | Player | % of team | Goals | Team goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Damn Son (Will) | Rafael Navarro | 20.2% | 18 | 89 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | Lionel Messi | 18.2% | 25 | 137 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | Petar Musa | 18.0% | 22 | 122 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | Denis Bouanga | 15.3% | 18 | 118 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | Sam Surridge | 13.5% | 18 | 133 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | Prince Osei Owusu | 13.4% | 15 | 112 |
Close Knit
Fewest players needed for half the team’s goals (3+ goals).
| Team | Players for 50% | Top scorer % | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Damn Son (Will) | 4 | 20.2% | 89 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 4 | 18.2% | 137 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 4 | 18.0% | 122 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 4 | 15.3% | 118 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 5 | 13.5% | 133 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 5 | 13.4% | 112 |
Iron Lungs
Total minutes across all rostered players.
| Team | Minutes |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 24585 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 24065 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 23576 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 23126 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 22946 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 20866 |
Out For Blood
Booking points: yellow + 2×red (team totals).
| Team | Pts |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 46 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 46 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 37 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 32 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 29 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 28 |
Caution Tape
Total yellow cards.
| Team | Yellows |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 46 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 42 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 33 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 32 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 28 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 27 |
Early Showers
Total red cards.
| Team | Reds |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 2 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 2 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 1 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 0 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 0 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 0 |
Not In My House
Fouls committed (team sum).
| Team | Fouls |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 361 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 305 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 296 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 290 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 287 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 257 |
Floppers
Fouls suffered — won by your players.
| Team | Drawn |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 441 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 436 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 435 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 356 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 337 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 323 |
Where Am I?
Total offsides.
| Team | Off |
|---|---|
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 115 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 112 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 109 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 109 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 100 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 97 |
Off the Bench
Sub appearances.
| Team | Sub apps |
|---|---|
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 91 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 75 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 69 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 65 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 51 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 42 |
Rostered teams from match logs — cumulative through each match day (no free-agent scrape).